The Jupiter is a boutique hotel centrally located in SE Portland. The hotel offers a unique haven for sleeping, eating, drinking, meeting, partying, or just watching the world go by.
About Jupiter Hotel
Reviews & Ratings
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Love this spot!
Great location, friendly staff, feels like family here in a gay way which is excellent. When the music venue was open it was even better--I hope it comes back.
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Worn and Weary
I have stayed in The Jupiter several times over the last decade and this might be my last. This time I stayed again in the older Motel part and genuinely feel like they need to rename, revamp, or do something that separates the experiences. The motel is a bare bones motel, which I don't have a problem with and stay at motels often, but it had less amenities than a typical cheap motel. I felt like I had to meet the room and staff halfway for things that should be standard for a stay. The quirk of the worn out chalkboard paint and pixelated murals are working double-time to try and keep you from noticing the broken/missing fridges, broken cheap soap dispensers, and thin walls. Only during checkout was I let known there was coffee available in the building across the street, felt about right.
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They Charged Me While I Slept. In My Own Home. After Checkout.
Great location, clean room, lovely renovated bathroom. That is genuinely where the good news ends. Parking requires showing up in person at 11am to claim a spot. If you have, say, a job or a conference, good luck. The front desk staff were efficient in the way a tollbooth is efficient: functional, but nobody's thrilled to be there. The room in the "old" Jupiter had no iron (prompt delivery on request), no sound insulation, and no openable windows. It did have a fridge packed with $14 kombucha and enough candy to host a children's birthday party. Priorities were made clear. The AC had two settings: louder or Jet Engine. Without it, the room reached a humidity level best described as alive. It also smelled of mold, which tracks. The billing was a creative experience. On May 3rd they sent me a full invoice showing a May 3rd departure, which sent me scrambling to call and confirm they hadn't checked me out a day early. They hadn't. That invoice simply had zero dollars charged. Then, 16 hours after I checked out at 6:30am on the 4th, a new invoice arrived at 10:30pm, same line items, and this time with an undisclosed fee quietly added. All of this after I had already filled out their satisfaction survey. When I asked for a refund, I was offered 10% off a future stay by an anonymous staff member. I will not be having a future stay. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm reasonably sure that's not how consumer protection works. Save yourself the trouble and book somewhere that tells you what you owe before you leave.
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horrible.
went to the bathroom before i went into the bar and the security was already kicking me out saying “ i wasnt a guest” so i told him i cant use the restroom before i go into the bar? n he repeatedly kept saying i wasnt a guest n that the other security messaged them. when i had barely walked into use the restroom then go into the bar. n i told him this isnhow you treat guest? n he just walked away.
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No frills but central and walkable
I was put in the Jupiter hotel for a work conference and think it’s important just to know going in that it is very motel like and bare bones. That being said the bed was fairly comfortable and I think for a very no frills stay it’s in a good location